Many of you are thinking that this a clear cut decision: Coke in a heartbeat of course! And many times I would agree with you! But you have to remember the situation at the time!!
It was a Saturday Night party with so many females! Everywhere I turned there was a lady! Had I been alone with all the females at the party I would not have been concerned. I would have just poured that 2 liter bottle of coke into that red solo cup and kept it classy. But there were also two boysI at the party: and these boys certainly gave me a run for my money.
I had to assert myself as the alpha male. Here was the problem. One of them was a track champ and one could kick a soccer ball the way a soccer ball has never been kicked before. They were both also really smart so I knew I had to step my game up. This is why I had no other choice but to choose Sunny D.
Sunny D, although may be considered a kids drink, was one of the drinks available at said party so I seized the opportunity to assert myself to the ladies.
I needed to get a different perspective if I wanted to show the ladies who is the boss. Sunny D definetly has more sugar than coke. This would give me a different perspective that I probably wouldn't get from.coke.
It also had a lot to do with the flavor! You honestly can't go wrong with sunny d! See Sunny D gives you a clear cut orange flavor whereas coke gives you a very confusing flavor! The girls want someone who is clear cut, and definitely not confusing!
Lastly and more importantly, there was a whole gallon of Sunny D about half empty and the coke was almost finished! Now what kind of guy would I be if I just emptied the coke and didnt leave any for someone who wanted it! There was so much Sunny D that I thought I would just play it safe! I didn't want the ladies to think that as the alpha male I was inconsiderate of others in theo
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