What It is Like to be the cellular device of the Sourj?!

 Ok. I just want to say that I hate myself and sourjya so much. Every day i go through life wondering what it would be like if the roles were switched: if sourjya, the big hunk that he is, was me and I was tapping on him all day long! My day begins by being taken out of charging and off to school with unfortunately my master. OH I just love being on charge. Knowing that I am 100%, I feel like a straight boss. Then Sourjya has to ruin my fun and has to use me. I just hate it! Anyways, after that annoying little Indian boy goes through his morning routine which consists of brushing his teeth, taking a shower, putting on some clothes, and last but not least putting on so much colon that i cannot even breath, we leave home and start waiting for the bus. Once we get on the bus I experience the worst part of my day. He has done a disservice to my services by downloading such horrid music! He listens to all those stupid rap songs with all those bad words. And to top it all off he blasts his music on full.volume! I try to tell to take it easy but he just doesn't get it. Lord have mercy that he doesn't become hearing impaired. We finally get off the bus and he says hi to all his little friends. He then turns me off and puts me in his pocket for the school day. Thank god for that pocket! THATS ONE HOLY POCKET!! Its the best part of the day for me! I can finally get some rest and most importantly get away from that disgusting child. Those are the best 6 hours and 24 minutes of my life. After all this fun, I have to finally get back to reality. As the 1:49 bell rings, the real "fun" begins. I am of course being sarcastic. He gets on the bus and as usual puts on his terrible music. He then begins to text  his "gals". He talks about the stupidest things with them. I don't know why he texts them. It's so weird. More importantly I wonder why they text him? Anyways the worst is still to come! He comes home, calls his little mom and  starts to watch tv. Then it happens. He begins to do the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. Whoever invented snapchat is on my list. Sourj literally makes the same face and just says swag. It's like you may think your cool just because you have a hat with your name on it but you ate really not. So in conclusion I despise sourjya with a fiery passion and I hate being his cell phone. My dream is to become a home phone because that way you can honestly function as a  phone and don't have to entertain a 16 year old indian boy. For now I have to deal with him but hopefully in due time he gets a new cellphone that can put up with him. Also, lets not forget! This is the same kid who cracked me with an otter box! Think about that!!